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UNIT № 1 0 7
"Yo, this is Yata!
Make the message worth my time
an' I'll get back to ya!"

[ call | text | voicemail | action ]

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--YO, DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE?!

[ wincing -- everyone in the house has probably heard Yata by now. ]

Yata, too loud!

Yata! [ covers her ears, wow so annoying. But it's okay. She understands. ]

If you want attention, you should ask nicely next time. [ Like she could talk. ]

[ just like that, he's a scolded puppy. he huffs and crosses his arms and in contrast to the yelling, he mumbles, ]

You guys suck...

[ Chuckling now. ]

We're listening.

[ As if they hadn't just ignored him!! ]

There, there.

[ Pats Yata's head. He's her pet now. ]

[ "we're listening".

too bad Yata didn't actually have anything he wanted to say, he just didn't want to be ignored. so he just stands there looking ~~defeated~~ grumpy and lets Kougyoku pet him. ]

[ Alright, he'll join in too! All the pets for Nyata Mewsaki. ]

[ Yay, they tamed the alley cat. (Not that it was wild to begin with hahahaha) ]

Can I keep him?

[ holding on to the edges of his beanie now because at this rate it feels like these two dinguses are going to knock it off his head. ]

... wait, what?

I'm keeping you, so don't run away.

[ He went from boyfriend (???) to pet cat. What an unfortunate turn of events... ]

[ ???????

She was so weird, but. He can't say that and be rude (again). ]

Do I look like a little kid or something? I'm not gonna run away.

[ Like he didn't have weird friends already. ]

You do look younger than you are. [ Wait, she's not finished. ] But now that I know we're about the same age, I'm really happy.

[ That she has someone she can relate to.

And that he won't run away if she tries to pet him like a cat again. ]

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